perilous-marvel:

T’Challa: Shuri, what do you fear most?

Shuri: Your face!

Okoye: Ooh!

Dora Milaje: Ooh!

All of Wakanda: Ooh!

*In New York*

Peter P: Ooh!

Tony: What’d you do that for?

Peter: I don’t know, I just suddenly felt it.

Tony: Felt What?

Peter: The power of The Burn.

marauders4evr:

courtney-p-22:

claw-animalae:

Peter Parker, a Gen Z kid, screws up: Fuck, guess I’ll kill myself.

Steve Rogers, an artist during the 30’s and a soldier during WWII who knows full well what Dadaism and fatalistic humor are: There’s bleach under the sink–

Bucky Barnes, the guy who listened to Steve’s art rants in the 30’s, watched his back in WWII and went through 70+ years of shit: –And a rope in the supply closet if you want options.

Rest of the Avengers: ?????!!!!!!!?????

Shuri, also a gen z kid: don’t be a coward, jump out the window. Have some style would you

Tony:

(via 22-humpstreet)

alloverthegaf:

it’s wild sliding back into depression when you’re self aware from being through it before because your brain starts telling you all these mean things and you’re just like “wow we’re doing this again huh”

(via badgersarecool23)

alloverthegaf:

it’s wild sliding back into depression when you’re self aware from being through it before because your brain starts telling you all these mean things and you’re just like “wow we’re doing this again huh”

(via badgersarecool23)

unsouring:

person: *points at leg* why is your leg shaking

me: well my pal my buddy I am full of anxiety

(via untexting)

troyelicious:

benjpierce:

when ur crush says hi to you

when ur crush asks how ur doing

when ur crush gets a girlfriend

(via seanp0donnell)